If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

I think the ideal cock size for me is six inches. So, if you have a cock that is six inches at the least, message me. And if you don't have that kind of cock, you can still message me because maybe your performance can compensate what you lack in siz...

I used to believe that I don't need to put any effort into looking for the perfect lad for me because he will come at the right time. However, all the waiting resulted in null. I am now alone with no one to play with.

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.