There's something about men with a beer belly that makes me want to offer my cunt to them. I am not sure why, but I have this weird attraction ever since I was young. I actually prefer lads who are around my age because their body is so irresistible ...

Now that I am a lot older, I realized the importance of having a man who will spend the rest of his life with you. It's quite depressing that I don't have someone to help me out every time I feel lonely and horny.

It's true that we find true love in different places. It's also true that we find our sexmate in unexpected places. As a creative person, I have to confess that I want to meet him in a desert. Ask me why.

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.