I have soft breasts where you can rest your tired head. I have skin like cream that is smoothening. I have smoky eyes that'll make you randy every time you look at them. I have sexy feet your hungry mouth would want to lick.

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.

I have no love for books nor movies. Is this adulting? No idea. That doesn't mean that I have no hobbies though. In my spare time, I play table tennis or badminton. I'm also in bliss playing volleyball with a good looking bloke.

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?