It's been years since I tried to pull a bloke, I'm quite rusty and I apologize for that. But I want to find a gent who'd love to show how desirable I still am and I'll show them pleasure like no other.

I regularly buy sweets for myself. A sweet tooth from the day I was born, and despite my doctor telling me otherwise, I still can't resist sneaking in a bite or two. I am being careful due to my age but I also think that life is too short to deny you...

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.

There was a time when all the lads in the pub line up just to get a peek of me. I miss all the attention I got when I was younger. If only I am half as beautiful as I was before, men will still fuck me without any hesitation. For me, the saddest thin...